I was minding my own business in Boots recently and came across this monstrosity.
I mean seriously, how are these faces going to persuade me to buy condoms? I would have thought a blonde with big tits would be more appropriate.
Anyway surely nothing would make you feel more inadequate about the size of your penis than several Black men staring at you as you unwrap your condoms!
Who do you think should be on condom packets?
I’ll start – Mr Blobby and Hulk Hogan because one’s pink and the other’s veiny.
I would say Pat Sharp because he is a knob!